Blue Peter presenters by Bruce

Someone needs to fucking carve these bastards eyes out. How can they be so god damned camp?! And they have no personalities either, just like every fucking BBC presenter, which really bores the fuck out of me. Even the pissing kids who see it only watch it because their granny told them to watch it, or to make some pathetic pile of toilet rolls and sellotape. Did these presenters make the models themselves? I don't think so, somehow. I've noticed they have trouble with just tacking the bits the production team made together... God what talent... and you just know they're fucking that stupid mangy labrador up the ass behind the scenes. Although Katie Hill could suck my cock anytime she wants.
 

Beyon-Beast By Lauren

Beyonce yuk! Beyon-Beast. 1st she's a black women , with blonde WEAVE. whoever thinks that thats her real hair then your dumb. She doesnt even really have a big ass, she just wears her jeans low, and jeans with no pockets in the back make your ass look fat . Beyonce actually has a flat grandma ass. The only reason she's famous is because she is with Jay-Z. " Can you pay my bills" Pay your own fuvkin bills you wanna -be white person bitch, oh and this one is for beyon-beast . Her moms is a bitch , and at the soultrain awards Kelly was acting that crying shit , because she know damm well she hate beyonce. Beyonce get your own hair you bald bitch , and as for your bald headed mother tell her to go suk a dick. I also can't stand Ashanti , she's so fake , like press on nails. She does the same dances in every video , and she look like a warewolf from hell, ashanti used to have a unibrow , thats right her eyebrows were married. How the hell you gon have a fat-ass elephant in your video.

Titanic by Huttie

People are so stupid, they'll watch anything (and buy anything). The story, you might wonder is no great, in fact, it is very much like our desi Bengali movies boy-loves-girl, girl-loves-boy, family-no-agree, one-dies and at last moral-of-the-movie is boring ’true love lives forever’.The "love story" was ludicrous. It was a cartoon romance. It was unbelievable and totally unjustified. Also, since the majority of the audience have been total idiots, we failed to notice the inconsistencies and inequity of it:
1. It is Jack who comes between Rose and Cal, not the other way around.
2. Rose cheats on Cal. We are expected to cheer her on for this. Had it been Cal who cheated on Rose, we would have been expected to jeer and hiss.
3. Rose and Jack have sex on the day after their first meeting. What a family movie this is. I'm sure every parent wants to encourage their child to have premarital sex with a near stranger. Of course, most parents probably didn't notice.
Mr Cameron, pay homage to real people who died; don't create characters just to milk our romance-starved society for all it's worth.

Broccoli by BladeSlashedChick

I really fuckin hate broccoli. It looks like a rotted miniture tree, smells like fish guts and tastes more disgusting then words can exclaim. Who ever said and made people to start liking broccoli should burn in hell cuz it the most disgusting fuckin food on the plane

Jennifer Lopez By VT

 
I hate Jennifer Lopez. She's a no talented stupid bitch that only TALKS in all her stupid lame ass fucking dumb songs that are so fucking stupid they make me want to shove a knife in my ears! She's got NO TALENT nor can she act, she sounds like a fucking drunken mouse when she talks with her ugly accent and I dont give a fuck how good looking she is, she's still a dumb no-skill bitch that makes me want to drop kick her face everytime i see her or hear anything about her! FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU WASHED UP BITCH!

Bitch who tells line is bZ By Jero

 
... That Bitch who tells u the line is buisy: I really, really, REALLY, hate this bitch. she comes on the phone acting like she owns the place and then tells u the line is busy. Well im glad u told me u damn fucking slut cause unless u woulda chimed in with ur fart of a voice i would have never know that the line was buisy I just thought that the phone companies had developed a new ring for the year 2004. Dumb bitch if i ever run into her on the street im gonna pull her to the ground by her hair and kick her in the throat and say "were sorry the number you have dialed is buisy if you would like sprint to deliver a message for an extra cost of 75cents then FUCK OFF" and the steal her shoes.

Child Molesters by Stuart

I really fucking hate Child Molesters. They are the lowest form of scum on the earth. They all deserve to have their dicks cut off, be thrown in a cellar somewhere, kept alive barely, to receive severe and regular beatings from the families of their victims and any other fucker who wants to have a go! They are pieces of shite that don't deserve to be a part of the human race and jail is too good for them....Personally if I saw one in the street, I would speed up my car to make sure I did hit them.

Dogs by Nanoc

They smell. They're loud. They slobber. They try to f*ck your leg. They're for people who're too afraid to bite people themselves. They need to be exercised at 6am on a cold wet Sunday. They also need to be exorcised. You have to pick up their shit, or you get fined like a trillion quid. They rip your throat out for no apparent reason. They need fed. They're expensive. They smell your ass. They lick their balls in public, then they lick your face. They've got really odd stomachs. They pee up tress and lamp-posts. It's a whole big macho lumberjack thing that 'I'm going hunting with my big macho black fuck-off dog'. They're really SHITE, and they should be punished by Caligula Caesar (hail) and his big white horse and his sister and his wife and the snake and the old man. Thank you.

Belgium by Bob

 
It is a pity that the Cold War finished as I was hoping they would drop a squillion ton device on Belgium. It's the only place in the Universe where Mac Donalds closes on a Sunday. Imagine after a night on the piss, trying to find something to eat and Mac's is closed!! They reckon they have the best beers in the world ... bollocks!!
All they do is take some shitty lager and pour some flavoured syrup in it, the twats. Do you get a speeding fine in Belgium? no you don't, they sell your fuckin car then leave you to get home yourself. That's if you get home, fair chance you'll end up getting rogered in some weirdoes cellar.
Belgium should be bulldozered flat and a flower garden planted in it's place, then we'll have something nice to look at as we drive through it.

The Beatles by the_hateman

The biggest CON of the Swinging Sixties ! Why was everyone so into the 'Beatles' ? So overrated, untalented & very, very UGLY. I was the only boy at my school that hated the Beatles.....I'm proud to say....!!