Canada by Mr. wiggels

Those little bastards get on my nerves. There are many reasons why i hate them the main reason is... its that they suck!!!! Every thing Great old Canada touches turns to great old rotten shit. Dont get me started first the beer,dear god the beer whoever said beer taste likes piss well Canadian beer proves their point.And the Queen of all music... oh,wait,let me refraise that the Queen of all shit music Celin freakin dian.This dumb Canadian bitch sings like shes got a freakin 2by4 up her ass.But please folks dont get me wrong alot of good things have come out of Canada like the Montreol Expos.

College Professors by bruce and ash

how about those stupid fucks we call college professors. well for one thing its funny how they always write their own books then magically require them for their class. what the fuck you get paid to teach us and then you get paid royalties for the shit you wrote. how is this legal? you should all have the shit beat out of you. but wait it only gets better, when i go to sell this $160 masterpiece of shit that we didnt use all fucking semester the people at the bookstore tell me that they are not buying it back because you decided to move some words around and change the color. you fucking asshole , OH SHIT I WOULD LOVE TO SKULL FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU BASTARDS. that was my fucking beer money for the next week but no you have just found another way to dick me over!fuck you fuck you fuck you, aggghhhh

People who say second hand smoke is Bad by Smoker Man

I really really hate those people who say that second hand smoke is worse than smoking because you're not smoking with a filter! What the fucking fuck!!There is no possible way that that is the case. Smoking with a filter gives you both the filtered smoke AND the non-filtered smoke. The whole point to make is that secondhand smoke is BAD for you, which it is, obviously!! I wish these fucking second hand mother bitches would all just fucking die!! Fuck you--Fuck you! I hope your head explodes with flaming dildos you fickle sniffer! Go rot in hell!

Belgium by Bob

 
It is a pity that the Cold War finished as I was hoping they would drop a squillion ton device on Belgium. It's the only place in the Universe where Mac Donalds closes on a Sunday. Imagine after a night on the piss, trying to find something to eat and Mac's is closed!! They reckon they have the best beers in the world ... bollocks!!
All they do is take some shitty lager and pour some flavoured syrup in it, the twats. Do you get a speeding fine in Belgium? no you don't, they sell your fuckin car then leave you to get home yourself. That's if you get home, fair chance you'll end up getting rogered in some weirdoes cellar.
Belgium should be bulldozered flat and a flower garden planted in it's place, then we'll have something nice to look at as we drive through it.

The Beatles by the_hateman

The biggest CON of the Swinging Sixties ! Why was everyone so into the 'Beatles' ? So overrated, untalented & very, very UGLY. I was the only boy at my school that hated the Beatles.....I'm proud to say....!!