Saturday, December 22, 2007

Belgium by Bob


 
It is a pity that the Cold War finished as I was hoping they would drop a squillion ton device on Belgium. It's the only place in the Universe where Mac Donalds closes on a Sunday. Imagine after a night on the piss, trying to find something to eat and Mac's is closed!! They reckon they have the best beers in the world ... bollocks!!
All they do is take some shitty lager and pour some flavoured syrup in it, the twats. Do you get a speeding fine in Belgium? no you don't, they sell your fuckin car then leave you to get home yourself. That's if you get home, fair chance you'll end up getting rogered in some weirdoes cellar.
Belgium should be bulldozered flat and a flower garden planted in it's place, then we'll have something nice to look at as we drive through it.

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